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Funny Quotes Page 3

This is the Fourth Mix of quotes, keeping them coming.

The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.	- Anonymous
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny	- Anonymous
Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.	- Sean Williamson
Friendship... is like peeing your pants. People see the pee, but only you feels its true warmth. Thanks for being the pee in my pants	- Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.	- Anonymous
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.	- Anonymous
When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.	- Anonymous