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Funny Quotes Page 2!
I hope you enjoy my second page of mixed of funny quotes, jokes and disaster lines. Its tough to find something around thats actually worth listing. So I hope you like them! If you dont, go to the next page.
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| I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. | - Ilie Nastase |
| Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. | - George Burns |
| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. | - Sacha Guitry |
| I thought I told you to wait in the car. | - Tallulah Bankhead |
| Home, sweet home' must surely have been written by a bachelor. | - Samuel Butler |
| Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. | - Johnny Carson |
| Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. | - Ken Dodd |
| Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter. | - Seen on a bumper sticker |
| The nice thing about Windows is- It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. | - Sig of Arno Schaefer |
| He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. |
- Bertolt Brecht |
| Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt | -Mark Twain |
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